Conversation with a 3 Year Old

A few weeks ago Hubby was out of town, I was in the kitchen making the kids breakfast, they were watching TV (whatever, don’t judge me – we all do it).

Little boy goes to the washroom where I assume he pees, then comes out.

 

Little Boy: MOM, I HAVE THE BIGGEST PENIS EVER!!!

Me: (oh dear god, what do I say?)

-          Congratulations, you’ll be very happy 10-12 years from now.
-          Ignore him and maybe this will never get said in the grocery store?
But thankfully Little Girl came to my rescue.

Little Girl: No you don’t, Daddy does.