Conversations with My Kids

I really wonder where these kids came from.  I wonder where they get the stuff they get and where the attitude that accompanies so many things comes from.You know, because I am completely innocent of attitude. 
Yes, that sound you head is Hubby rolling on the floor laughing at that statement.

Conversation with a 5 year old:

After dinner last night, Little Girl was bugging Hubby and I to make her a trailer - our couches get converted into camping trailers with the assistance of additional cushions and blankets.  We instead are finishing dinner and cleaning up the kitchen.

Little Girl: (filled with angst and attitude) Oh man!  If no one is going to help me make a trailer, then I am just going to get naked!
Me: choking I am laughing so hard and trying not to show it.
Hubby: (said to me) hmmm, I wish all women said that when they didn't get their own way, it would make things a lot more interesting.


Conversation with a 3 year old:

Me: Honey, what are you doing?  (see picture above)
Little Boy: I am celery!
Me: Pardon me?  You are celery?
Little Boy: yup, I am celery, can you chop me up?
Me: How about I take your picture instead?

After I took a few pictures of my celery, I told him to show me his muscles and I would take a picture of them.
So what does he do?  He turns around, pulls down his underwear and moons me!
So now I am laughing pretty hard - I guess that is a muscle, but not what I was looking for.

Finally got my picture of his super cute muscles.